Just now, I checked myself out in the bathroom and realized I forgot to put mascara on! This may be the first time since 1994 that I have left the house without mascara! If there is one thing I do everyday it's apply mascara. I may not shower but I put on mascara. If I was placed on a deserted island and could only take 3 things, one would be mascara. I feel so naked right now. Seriously naked. No wedding ring (due to swollen fingers) and now NO MASCARA! How am I supposed to face the rest of my day?
I think I am going to fake sick and leave work. For real...
Quick somebody hand me that Chanel make-up box thingy from The Fifth Element!
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