No Mascara! What?!?

On the way to work this morning I looked in the rear view mirror and thought, wow, I really look tired. Only then did I start to actually feel tired. Thankfully that feeling went away when I got to work and started chatting away with my co-workers.

Just now, I checked myself out in the bathroom and realized I forgot to put mascara on! This may be the first time since 1994 that I have left the house without mascara! If there is one thing I do everyday it's apply mascara. I may not shower but I put on mascara. If I was placed on a deserted island and could only take 3 things, one would be mascara. I feel so naked right now. Seriously naked. No wedding ring (due to swollen fingers) and now NO MASCARA! How am I supposed to face the rest of my day?

I think I am going to fake sick and leave work. For real...

Quick somebody hand me that Chanel make-up box thingy from The Fifth Element!

Chanel make-up box thingy